WTF IS TIME WELL WASTED?
Time Well Wasted (TWW) is an online live-streaming comedy show. Explicit, inappropriate, raw, and downright hilarious would be the most accurate way to describe it. Hosted by 1HQ's very own Matt Daddy with co-hosts Mr. J and The Ginger; the show covers all the "not safe for work" categories you'd expect. Things such as controversial stories, sexual topics, dirty games, crazy scenarios, and improv skits just to name a few.
The best thing about Time Well Wasted is the fact that its all on the spot with no pre-meditated skits or dialogue scripts. What you see is what you get! Check us out live every other Wednesday at 9:00PM on our live streams including Twitch, Facebook, and YouTube.
YOUR OPINION MATTERS
Help us make the show you want to see! This show is made for our fans, so we want to make sure it meets expectations!
- Have a favorite segment?
- Have a segment suggestion?
- Got some questions for us?
- Want us to run around naked like hippies?
- Want to roast us?
Whatever it may be - don't hesitate to reach out to us and tell us whatever you want! Good or bad - we love feedback. We may even use it on the show! timewellwasted@1HQ.ca
BECOME A SPONSOR
BECOME AN OFFICIAL TWW SPONSOR
Want to have your business or product featured by Time Well Wasted? We can make a sponsorship profile tailored specifically to your needs. Sponsorship options include:
- Live call to action advertisement spots for your entity.
- Professional commercials live on air for your entity.
- Show beginning and ending promos for your entity.
- Social media advertising/callouts for your entity.
- Ad-space/banner options on the TWW and 1HQ webpages.
- Live interviews and segments dedicated to your entity.
Whether you want minimal advertising, or the full package, we can make it happen! Let us build a custom sponsorship package that suits your needs perfectly! If you are interested, please reach out to us via the contact information below!
Matt (Matt Daddy) is the main host for Time Well Wasted. He handles finding content and running the show. His main goal is to keep the other two idiots on track as best he can. Aside from being one half of 1HQ, he is most known for being a connoisseur of fine wines, vintage Pogs, and collecting postcards with pictures of Beavers and/or sewing machines on them - but only those! Nothing else is allowed on the postcards.
Height: 3.81 Mid-range Computers
Weight: 2,480 Retractable Pens
Greatest Strength: Drinking Soap
Greatest Fear: His Reflection
Best Record: Least Amount of Facial Hair
Favorite Food: Pencil Sharpeners
Favorite Movie: The 3 Musky Queers
Favorite Sex Move: Chili Dog
Favorite Band: Backstreet Boys
Jeff (Mr. J) is a co-host for Time Well Wasted and also the other half of 1HQ. He brings not-so-clever wit to the show and likes to do impressions. Aside from telling horrendous Dad Jokes and having the charisma of a dump truck, he is also well-known for doing horrible accents and touching himself. Mr. J one day wishes to pursue a career in becoming a professional sock puppet master, or a toothbrush inspector.
Height: 0.65 Forklifts
Weight: 108,862 Beer Bottle Caps
Greatest Strength: Watching Porn
Greatest Fear: Family Reunions
Best Record: Largest Dad Joke Collection
Favorite Food: Extension Cords
Favorite Movie: Journey To Her Center With My Girth
Favorite Sex Move: Alabama Hot Pocket
Favorite Band: Star Wars Cantina Band
Ryan (The Ginger) is the other co-host of Time Well Wasted. He has a long list of specialties including: Burping, VHS tape rewinding, opening tin cans with his teeth, and fighting Garden Gnomes. Aside from being the winner of last years Hand Sanitizer Chugging competition, he has also won numerous awards for juggling random items such as bowling balls, Venus fly-traps, and most notably: 3 small penguins.
Height: 47 Family Photo Albums
Weight: 0.16 Camels
Greatest Strength: Knitting
Greatest Fear: Mr. J's Dad Jokes
Best Record: Largest Plunger Collection
Favorite Food: Soulfood
Favorite Movie: Pacific Rimjob
Favorite Sex Move: Arctic Logging
Favorite Band: Hanson
Sauce Boss Ross is the master of social networking for Time Well Wasted. He gained most of his experience 3,000 years ago in the Tempast War. During this time, he developed a spy network that crippled the Assopoly Empire - thus allowing the remnants of the Humpaton rebels to rally together and attain victory. Aside from networking, he also enjoys scribbling and washing his car in the rain.
Height: 0.038 Empire State Buildings
Weight: 90.9 Litres of Armpit Sweat
Greatest Strength: Reading Shampoo Bottles
Greatest Fear: Spreadsheets
Best Record: Selling The Most Mouse Pads
Favorite Food: Table Legs
Favorite Movie: The Bum of All Queers
Favorite Sex Move: The Frothy Walrus
Favorite Band: 98 Degrees
Secrecy surrounds the mysterious entity known only as the G-Man. The rest of the Time Well Wasted crew don't even know his real name or where he came from. The one thing that is for certain, is that he is the man behind the scenes handling technical things and making sure the show actually airs live. Without him, there would be no show to watch; just three idiots sitting on a couch talking about ass and beer.
Greatest Strength: Being Mysterious
Greatest Fear: No Longer Being Mysterious
Best Record: Being The Most Secretive
Favorite Food: Unknown
Favorite Movie: Unknown
Favorite Sex Move: The Ghost
Favorite Band: Randy Newman